


Final Base

by Officer



Category: Zero Wing
Genre: Adventure, Fantasy
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-12-10
Updated: 2003-12-10
Packaged: 2013-06-23 19:33:21
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 330
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1636312/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/501734/Officer
Summary: Cats and his Prototype attempt to take over the world by attacking the UN forces.





	Final Base

IN AD 2501 WAR WAS ENDING  
  
CAPTAIN: AHHHHH! ZIG!  
  
COMMANDER: IT MUST CATS.  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: HOW ARE YOU MEN?  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: ALL WOMEN ARE BELONG TO US.  
  
COMMANDER: CHECK WOMAN  
  
OPERATOR: WOMAN ARE IS NOT IN HER..  
  
MECHANIC: SOMEONE SET UP US UP US US US UP THE NUKE!!!!!!!  
  
COMMANDER: THEN GET IT DOWN US DOWN US US US DOWN DOWN!  
  
MECHANIC: WE TRY.  
  
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL  
  
UN: THESE ARE THE UN FORCES. DO YOU READ ME?  
  
COMMANDER: WE GET ZIG!!!! ZIG LOAD WITH CATS!  
  
UN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?  
  
COMMANDER: ZIG GOTS CATS. THEY SET US UP THE NUKE!  
  
UN: OH BROTHER, NOT THIS AGAIN. GET DOWN HERE TO EARTH YOU FOOLS! HE'S LYING TO YOU!  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: HA HA HA HA. YOU UN IDIOTS! I COME DOWN IN MINUTE.  
  
UN: FIRST LEARN ENGLISH.  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: HA HA HA HA! WE NOT NEEDING ENGLISH! WE NEEDING WEAPONS!  
  
UN: WHATEVER CATS. THIS ISN'T A MOVIE YOU KNOW. STOP ACTING.  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: ALL YOUR WOMAN ARE BELONG TO ME.  
  
UN: NO, OUR WOMEN ARE FINE CATS..  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS: OK ME FLY ZIG DOWN TO ARE BELONG TO ME.  
  
UN ANNOUNCEMENT: ALL UNITS GET THE ANTI-AIR WEAPONRY READY. LETS BLOW THIS CLOWN OUT OF THE SKY FOR GOOD.  
  
CATS: HA HA HA HA! FOOL THINK IT IS I! HA HA HA HA!  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS FLIES TO EARTH AND GETS DESTROYED BY THE UN AA TURRETS.  
  
UN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"  
  
CATS: NOW, MY MINIONS, UNLEASH THE SECRET SWARM!  
  
CATS UNLEASHES A GIANT SWARM OF EXPLOSIVE KITTENS FROM HIS SHIP. THEY FLY DOWN TO EARTH AND DESTROY THE UN.  
  
CATS: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! THOSE GENTLEWOMEN ARE BELONGING TO ME!  
  
COMMANDER: NOT SO SPEEDY CATS! YOU ARE FORGOT ABOUT ZIG!  
  
CATS: OH..  
  
COMMANDER: FIRE IN THE HOLE!  
  
OPERATOR FIRES 500 HYDROGEN MISSILES AT CATS SHIP.  
  
CATS:.... SOMEBODY UP US THE BOMB.  
  
PROTOTYPE-CATS II: AGREE I DO.  
  
THE END. 


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